Pretentious - moi.
I've just found out how to add a pic and mine's there now. Those who have seen me in the past two or three years will know that this pic is just a testament to my skill with photoshop. Where's the grey hair, the cast in the blind eye, the slight droop at the corner of the mouth, that odd tooth that pokes out when I smile and the enormous wart on the left nostril. Amazing what you can do when you can engineer the pixels.
Dave